HAPPY NEW YEAR
Here's to 2010 not sucking
Here's to 2010 not sucking
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Friday, December 18, 2009
A Buttload of Crap
Yes, I know I haven't updated in God knows how long. It's not that I've been busy, it's quite the opposite actually. I've been hanging between a state of conciousness and a state of major stoning. I believe it's called having your head up your ass. Who cares right? Anyways, lets talk about something else shall we? I'm a boring enough person as it already is.
So where do I begin? Oh, did anyone see the SEA games finals between Malaysia and Vietnam? I mean if there ever was a game that could literally kill you by boring the FUCK outta you, that would be it. I mean, what the fuck were these guys on when they were playing? I've heard of performance enhancing drugs but I've sure as hell never heard of performance BORING drug! I shit you not when I say that I've seen 10 year old kids play more passionate football than these bunch. No wonder we're ranked lower in FIFA than Iraq. IRAQ....goddamn IRAQ, where the only thing scarier than an own goal is the ball exploding at your feet or the manager trying to blow up the opposite team with a cleverly disguised trofee.
I mean, I'm happy they won but where's the passion guys? Where's the love for the game? I mean most of the time the players walk around like they all have a huge POLE up their asses. Notice that I said walk cause before half-time, they all looked winded and tired. If you really want some silver-ware, stop doing such a half-assed job. JOB....that's their JOB, to play football, not walk around the field ,occasionally spitting to make it look like you're doing something. So do your JOB.
Oh, by the way, I really wanna watch Avatar, the latest movie from James Cameron. I mean this movie looks absolutely amazing. I've been waiting like ages for this film and I really wanna watch it in 3D, so if anyone reading this wants to go watch it with me and you're serious, just give me a holler. This movie makes my mouth water *drip* *drip*
So where do I begin? Oh, did anyone see the SEA games finals between Malaysia and Vietnam? I mean if there ever was a game that could literally kill you by boring the FUCK outta you, that would be it. I mean, what the fuck were these guys on when they were playing? I've heard of performance enhancing drugs but I've sure as hell never heard of performance BORING drug! I shit you not when I say that I've seen 10 year old kids play more passionate football than these bunch. No wonder we're ranked lower in FIFA than Iraq. IRAQ....goddamn IRAQ, where the only thing scarier than an own goal is the ball exploding at your feet or the manager trying to blow up the opposite team with a cleverly disguised trofee.
I mean, I'm happy they won but where's the passion guys? Where's the love for the game? I mean most of the time the players walk around like they all have a huge POLE up their asses. Notice that I said walk cause before half-time, they all looked winded and tired. If you really want some silver-ware, stop doing such a half-assed job. JOB....that's their JOB, to play football, not walk around the field ,occasionally spitting to make it look like you're doing something. So do your JOB.
Oh, by the way, I really wanna watch Avatar, the latest movie from James Cameron. I mean this movie looks absolutely amazing. I've been waiting like ages for this film and I really wanna watch it in 3D, so if anyone reading this wants to go watch it with me and you're serious, just give me a holler. This movie makes my mouth water *drip* *drip*
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Farewell Friend
The following post is dedicated to a dear friend of mine, Wern Pheng
So you're off to Buffalo New York. Well my friend, all I can say is good luck and happy times. Yes we've had our goods and bads and I just wanted to say that I'll miss you a lot.
We've both felt like killing each other at times, but thats what makes us buddies. So all I can say is have a great time, stay healthy, lay off the donuts, work out , get laid, find love and then get laid some more. And never forget to have fun. Just remember the times when you're down, and forget the times when you're up. Have a great one buddy.
The above post may conjure up homosexual tendencies when read repeatedly. BE WARNED
So you're off to Buffalo New York. Well my friend, all I can say is good luck and happy times. Yes we've had our goods and bads and I just wanted to say that I'll miss you a lot.
We've both felt like killing each other at times, but thats what makes us buddies. So all I can say is have a great time, stay healthy, lay off the donuts, work out , get laid, find love and then get laid some more. And never forget to have fun. Just remember the times when you're down, and forget the times when you're up. Have a great one buddy.
The above post may conjure up homosexual tendencies when read repeatedly. BE WARNED
Friday, August 7, 2009
Master-Debaters
Oh yeah, I was in the recent Inti Inter-Campus Debate on College Day and let me tell ya, it was great! Besides the fact that we won, it was an ultimately rewarding experience. A lot of good teams and some not so good teams were there and everyone seemed friendly until we got into the debate. So these were the motions set,
1. This House Would reject the American way of Life
2. This House Believes that Academic qualifications guarantee success in life
3. This House Believes that only African countries should be peacekeepers in African conflicts.
4. This House would implement the doctrine of pre-emptive strike on rogue nuclear nations.
5. This House Believes that developing agencies should help developing countries on the basis of banning child labour.
Let me tell ya, all of them stressed us out trying to come up with facts and figures without references. But it's a thrill when you see your opponent and then break down his case slowly and sometimes very painfully. And so, let me not bore you with words. Here are some pictures.
Grand Champions Baby!
Apparently something funny
Our other equally competent Subang team
Yes, I got best speaker too.
Han Sen as best speaker
Shaza as best speaker
Alya, our trusty reserve
Singing "Always look on the Bright Side of Life"
Inti Subang team 1 and Inti University College team...(forgot)
So at the end of the day, we got champions, got 3 out of the 5 best speakers and made friends along the way.
1. This House Would reject the American way of Life
2. This House Believes that Academic qualifications guarantee success in life
3. This House Believes that only African countries should be peacekeepers in African conflicts.
4. This House would implement the doctrine of pre-emptive strike on rogue nuclear nations.
5. This House Believes that developing agencies should help developing countries on the basis of banning child labour.
Let me tell ya, all of them stressed us out trying to come up with facts and figures without references. But it's a thrill when you see your opponent and then break down his case slowly and sometimes very painfully. And so, let me not bore you with words. Here are some pictures.
Grand Champions Baby!
Apparently something funny
Our other equally competent Subang team
Yes, I got best speaker too.
Han Sen as best speaker 
Shaza as best speaker
Alya, our trusty reserve
Singing "Always look on the Bright Side of Life"
Inti Subang team 1 and Inti University College team...(forgot)So at the end of the day, we got champions, got 3 out of the 5 best speakers and made friends along the way.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
R.I.P Micheal Jackson
The greatest performer of the 20th century is lost but his songs will live on. Ode to the King of Pop.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Good ol' World
Yes yes, I haven't been updating the blog for a while now, (as if anyone cares) for the simple reason that nothing much has actually happened. Yes, the exams are over and classes have once again started but thats about it. YES, my life IS that boring. (now excuse me as I go and shoot myself)
Anyway, let's see what's up with that big blue ball of fun we call Earth shall we? Well, unless you were in a coma for the past few days, you might have heard about a little problem called the Iranian elections,or for that matter a BIG problem called the Middle East. This thing is huge, and only a dolt with paper mache' for brains wouldn't have noticed the sewage tank that is the Iranian Democratic process. Let me brief you or at least ATTEMPT to brief you in what was the Iranian elections.
The whole thing started when the Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad A.K.A I'm A'Raving Lunatic ended his term and decided to stand again( short as he is) in the recent presidential elections. His main rival, Mir-Hossein Mousavi A.K.A I'll Probably Be'Ascorrupt and three other candidates stood in the election and guess what? They lost, and Ahmadinejad got more than 60 % of votes with the 3 other guys besides Mousavi getting 0% votes. 0%! 0, nothing, wow.
Well, the election was obviously rigged and this was confirmed when Supreme Leader/ Brutal Dictator Ayatollah Comini A.K.A Come-in-Me wanted protests to end. Hmmm, I guess the curse of the Middle-East stands, land full of oil, head full of shit!
Anywho, I guess thats all. And by the way, don't think of this as an attack on the Middle-East. I can never hate a particular group of people. I hate all people in general. :)
Anyway, let's see what's up with that big blue ball of fun we call Earth shall we? Well, unless you were in a coma for the past few days, you might have heard about a little problem called the Iranian elections,or for that matter a BIG problem called the Middle East. This thing is huge, and only a dolt with paper mache' for brains wouldn't have noticed the sewage tank that is the Iranian Democratic process. Let me brief you or at least ATTEMPT to brief you in what was the Iranian elections.
The whole thing started when the Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad A.K.A I'm A'Raving Lunatic ended his term and decided to stand again( short as he is) in the recent presidential elections. His main rival, Mir-Hossein Mousavi A.K.A I'll Probably Be'Ascorrupt and three other candidates stood in the election and guess what? They lost, and Ahmadinejad got more than 60 % of votes with the 3 other guys besides Mousavi getting 0% votes. 0%! 0, nothing, wow.
Well, the election was obviously rigged and this was confirmed when Supreme Leader/ Brutal Dictator Ayatollah Comini A.K.A Come-in-Me wanted protests to end. Hmmm, I guess the curse of the Middle-East stands, land full of oil, head full of shit!
Anywho, I guess thats all. And by the way, don't think of this as an attack on the Middle-East. I can never hate a particular group of people. I hate all people in general. :)
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Susan Boyle- Angel Voice
This is the new internet sensation, Susan Boyle who charmed over Britain before moving on to the world. Move over Adam Lambert, you ain't got nothin' on Susan.
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